I have this question. Yes, this seems to be repeating itself lately.

Why is all the complex getting laid?

Really. Help out a man here.

I think this one of those times in which aspirin works wonders. Or maybe a cold shower. Or maybe a cold shower and aspirin.

I have been hit on by women. It's a fact. It's fun.

However, if any other male hand comes close, I might get a butcher knife and start chopping. Little bits. Very little bits.

Don't tell Castor.

Sisters brothers?? Not a word.